Yesterday was fuckin awesome. I woke up and had some spaghetti went and hung out with the bestie, got some Zaxby’s, cuddled with her at her place and she gave me some kind of weird footjobby thing but of course she didn’t finish. D:
Anywho, played with the puppy and then I had to go cause school night blah blah. Went to my truck. Single cab. Call it the Lexus but it’s a ford. Make it super cloudy and watch netflix on my phone. Go home. Roommates had gone downtown to get fucked up. But they had made chilli. Get some chilli add some cheese and hot sauce and netflix some more.
The moral of the story? You don’t have to drink to have a good time. :D
Enjoy the hidden beauty of the entertainment world by watching last night’s @midnight online here!
have you ever thought about the fact that like 6 people died because romeo couldn’t control his dick
This makes it sound like he went round with his dick smacking people to death because he can’t control it
is that not what happened
I will always laugh so fucking hard at the Urban Dictionary entry for “fo’ shizzle my nizzle”
I will NEVER stop reblogging this.
This guy was the leader of the improv comedy group I was in
who the fuck carries fake blood everywhere
leaders of improv comedy groups obviosuly
OH NO WHAT A DISASTER.
[BUTTON PRESSING INTENSIFIES]