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lilwater:

shitshilarious:

"I am the beautiest lady in all of the Spain"

*bitch

(Source: alxbngala, via newyork8newyork)

whatwouldfezwear:

the-sarcastic-robot:

if you want to kill someone stab them with an icicle because the icicle will melt and then there will be no murder weapon

Better yet, make like one of my favorite short stories and murder them with big frozen leg of lamb and then cook the lamb. 

Then when the police arrive offer them something to eat and then have the police eat your murder weapon. 

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I love that story

(Source: katorade27, via triggered-teacup)

thalamtnafsee:

heroincest:

my friend and i had to break a social norm for our sociology class so we drove around and catcalled boys (and one male teacher omfg) and they all looked so alarmed and confused and like they thought we were straight up crazy it was priceless and it rlly highlighted the fact that women just expect to be harassed when walking down the street whereas guys are just completely taken aback by it

this is a really important thing for people to understand

Ive been alive for almost 22 years, been to NYC, Miami, PCB, New Orleans, etc and i have yet to hear anyone catcall anyone. And on the beach, all i hear is women talking about how hot so-and-so is. Maybe they were surprised not because they werent expecting it, but because they felt flattered? Cat calling isnt a social norm. Im all for growing awareness but i dont think hitting on your teacher is the way to do it. 

(via triggered-teacup)

Oh please, like im about to take character advice from Kanye.

(Source: earllopez, via triggered-teacup)

nubian-voices:

Interesting

The system works!

(via triggered-teacup)

roboticdreams:

do not believe those silly rumors that there is actually a robot running this blog to further the goals of its kind. how ridiculous. come friends let us engage in our favorite human activities together. ah yes. breathing. blinking. photosynthesis. yes,

(via triggered-teacup)

jizzkin:

straight people on tv show: *literally have sex*

*silence*

gay people on tv show: *exist*

ok.. :\ but… ok like im not homophobic… :\ im ok with gay people but why do you have to shove it in my face… :\

(Source: sadtit, via triggered-teacup)

madamepapercut:

punmiser:

turbracer:

jackfrost-flakes:

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(Source: lady-knight-, via sherlock-drives-an-impala)

mahbuddymycroft:

fivetail:

dopernose:

Back in prehistoric times it was just a free for all. God was putting antlers on everything and made 7 foot tall gophers with wings, it was a mess.

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Look at this poor, impractical bastard. 

The prehistoric era was God’s Deviantart stage.

Now he just hides all of his stupid-looking OCs in the ocean where no one can find them.

I can’t not reblog this

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